NHS Whistleblowers as heroes? The Twunt thinks not!!

OK...Richmond House we have got a big fucking problem. It has come to my attention that 
there is a concerted campaign to get two NHS whistleblowers installed as winners of the  NHS Heroes Competition. I have got to take a line on this. Here it is.

OVER THE DEAD BODY OF JEREMY FUCKING TWUNT!!!

This is a CODE RED situation. Repeat this is not a fucking rehearsal. The DoH Hit Squad has been alerted. These two fuckwits need to be neutralized

Target 1: Gary Walker (a.k.a @ModernLeader). Former CEO of United Lincolnshire HospitalsTrust. 

If you haven't heard of this baby-faced snitch before, here is a potted history which was added to this month when he appeared before the Health Select Committee and pretended that he had been forced out for challenging the target culture that David Nicholson is charged with presiding over because he was (and here is the unbelievable bit) "concerned about its implications on patient safety. I mean, is this guy for real?! His boss at the time,  Barbara Hakin told Walker to meet his target  'Whatever the demand'. I PROPOSE BARBARA HAKIN AS A REAL NHS HERO!! She is just the sort of person should should be leading the NHS. (Which is probably why David Nicholson chose her as his Deputy). 

Of course, his old trust and strategic health authority hotly contest that Walker is a whistleblower (on the rock solid grounds that a court hadn't declared him one). When he appeared before the Health select Committee Select Committee its a bloody good thing that no one was interested in asking why the SHA were willing to pay him off £500K rather than take their chances with an employment tribunal if he had such a good case, or why his payment was agreed by an unusual process called 'judicial mediation' in an apparent attempt to obscure those payments from gazing eyes at the treasury...and elsewhere. Of course,this may be due to my deployment of Team Twunt 1st Team star player Stephen Dorrell who gave Walker a good doing over with some surprising support from Rosie Cooper

Let me list the reasons why this shit bird Walker cannot be allowed to win

1) This fucker represents the most direct challenge to the NHS  hierarchy I have experienced in my tenure of this awful post

2) Walker has already seriously fucking embarrassed David Nicholson by making him lie to the Health Select Committee

3) But most importantly. Utterly fucking vitally...Walker is a symbol for the cultural revolution that Robert Francis called for in his report for the Midstaffs Public Inquiry. I cannot stress what a clusterfuck it would turn out to be if it ever came to pass that Walker won the NHS Hero competition. We cannot have CEOs or anyone else openly challenging the whims of the NHS leadership in the name of patient safety...especially if that leadership is me or people I support...or kind of support.

Look at this arsehole!! Just look at him and tell me is an NHS Hero for fucks sake...seriously ..Just look at this jumped up little bean counting shit strut his stuff.....




ACTION POINTS

i) Under no circumstances should anyone vote for this wanker in the NHS Heroes competition
ii) Efforts should be made to discourage others from doing so.
iii) Do not fill in this form for the NHS Hero Competition outlining any of the spurious reasons some people might be lured into using to vote for him

NB. Hopefully people will be put off from voting for Walker since as he rightly got the boot he doesn't work for the NHS anymore



Target 2: Helene Donnelly. Nurse. Formerly Midstaffs Hospital

People not voting for Walker may be tempted to vote for Donnelly. This preening fantasist was forced out of Midstaffs Hospital after blowing the whistle on nurses fraudulently altering the 4 hour target admissions data in A&E.

She represents the front line who have to bring about the Health and Social Care Act. They might have to deal with the stress of that and I'm sorry but shit rolls down hill and we cant have them challenging their managers every time a rule is bent or broken even if it means patient safety taking a hit.

Check her out swanning around the TV studios demanding that people whistleblow when they see poor care ....JUST WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!! Eh?!!  Does this prima donna deserves an accolade? I dont think so...I think she deserved to be bullied threatened and told she would lose her job. Just read her statement to the Francis Inquiry where she recounts not feeling able to walk safely to the car park after her shifts. Those 'bullies' are the enforcers of the NHS. We owe them a debt of gratitude!!

Why should she be rewarded for doing the right thing? Its utterly ridiculous! Ok, she took alot of shit for just doing her job properly but honestly you should see what I have to put up with on Twitter
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If you had to explain to someone thinking of voting for Donnelly just ask them these four simple questions (I have provided some easy to understand answers in case they don't know them.

i) Did she go beyond the call of duty? NO! Its just that she was the only person stupid enough to.
ii) Did she suffer because of what she did? NO! She got on TV because of it FFS!
iii) Did she really have to be brave to do what she did? NO..She had to be really fucking stupid.DO WE REALLY WANT STUPID NURSES IN THE NHS??
iv) Does she represent any kind of example of the cultural change that Francis had in mind for indiciduals in the future NHS? If every nurse who could did what she did the whole NHS Shit House would go tits up. End of.

ACTION POINTS

i) Do not fill in this form for the NHS Hero Competition outlining any of the spurious reasons to vote for Donnelly  mentioned above.

ii) Efforts should be made to discourage others from doing so